Go Green

Need another email address?

ok, so you might need another email address for something, or you want to sign up for something twice, but need a seperate email? gmail has thing where you can label your email addresses. my address is boltsmb@gmail.com but i can prelabel stuff as boltsmb+spam@gmail.com. just add a "+whatever" and it goes right to your gmail. i can see lots of uses for it.

Johnnie Cochran Dies

So Johnnie Cochran dies of a brain tumor. I reminded me of a joke, so here goes:

Micheal Jackson was looking for trial lawyers for his child molestation case. Of course Johnnie Cochran's name came up. Johnnie main defense about the charges that MJ had sex with the 8 year old would be "If it doesn't fit, you must aquite!"

okay, maybe that wasn't as funny as it sounded in my head. and i'm going to hell for making fun of dead people.

eBay: 8 weeks of verbal abuse

eBay item 5569196528 - 8 weeks of verbal abuse

I will insult you over the telephone for 15 minutes one night a week for 8 weeks. Total of 120 minutes of verbal abuse etc...

That's right. Verbal abuse, criticism, insult, motivation-building. I will make fun of you, ridicule you, mock you, judge you, play devil's advocate, and tell you how I'm better than you. . .

I can do it clean, without swearing....or I can be as vulgar as a Bankok trollop. You decide.

I am a 34 year old male, born and raised in NYC. I have a stern voice and I am well spoken.

We can discuss whatever you'd like. Maybe you're a corporation and your executives need a talking to. Maybe your football team needs a pep-talk. Perhaps you're just some power-monger who needs to be taken down a couple notches.

I will not just throw lame insults for 15 minutes. I will lambaste you with intelligent vituperation, witty retorts, and good 'ole humiliation.

You pick one evening a week and a one hour window between 6:00PM and 11:00PM EST in which I will call.

For corporations requiring the call be made during business hours, I can make exceptions.

I will pay for phone calls within the domestic U.S. Anywhere else I call collect. Winner of this auction will provide the phone number along with the day and hour to call at time of payment.

As much as this would be a great gift for someone, the phone number you provide must be for yourself or a willing recipient.


The tubas need to hire this guy for preseason. It would be wonderful, you wouldn't even have to make the effort to yell at people. too bad its not like $20 bucks instead of $420. maybe he needs to take himself down a notch.

Meet me in St. Louis

I'm going to St. Louis for the final four! Sharon IMed me today and i thought sure, why the hell not. to we're driving down on Friday. Sharon has class till 8:30, so we probably won't get there until 4 in the morning or so. but probably earlier because no on is ever on the freeways in the middle of the night. now i all i have to do is find a place to crash. hmm, there has to be a few bandos that i still know that i can crash in their hotel room. still i should be a blast.

Communist Mario?

Communist Mario?

MSU 78, Duke 68

FUKE THE DUKIES, BABY!

No more cat

Tracy says I can post pictures of cats anymore so this will be my last one. She was such a good cat and I learned so much from her. Look you can so clearly see the large and small intestine, and the greenish brown thing is the liver. ah, i had such fond memories with her. 

Pi day

Dammit I missed Pi day (3/14) yesterday. What was i thinking? anyway, it was also Einstein's birthday. So a math genius is born on Pi day, so what kind of person is born on 6/9 day? ahh, what a dork i am.

I will eat your children! 

Me, the punk rocker

So, apparently I like punk rock. because i really like Greenday's new CD. I know you say What, you like Greenday? How can that be? Well, my friend, i was a punk rocker way back in the day. I had a mohawk and a sweet jean jacket. I even popped my collar when it was cool. Still don't believe me? Here's a picture:

Don't pop your collar.

thanks to jill for the link.