Monday, August 29, 2005

the story of an ipod

i order an ipod and my poor ipod is being shipped everywhere. it starts off in shanghai, then goes to anchorage, alaska. i think that's pretty weird, but maybe that's where they do international screening and stuff. nope, it has to go the indianapolis for the shipment to be release. so now it has to get back to the west coast to me. hopefully it doesn't go thru maine.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Stupid people

So i'm meeting some band parents today and one of them was like "Your from Michigan? You must be Polish!" I kinda look at her funny and say no. So i ask her who she knows in Michigan and her sister or something used to live in Hamtramck. So she assumes that one little neighborhood in detroit is polish that the whole state is... it just goes to show you that there are stupid people everywhere.

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

California knows how to party

OK so the first couple days are going great out here in california. But lets do the run down. getting out here. yeah, 33 hours in a car, not cool. audio books are cool. so once i'm out here, i meet with the guy i talk to over the internet to rent a room in a house. its pretty nice, so we agree on everything and i move in. sweet. i have a place to sleep. so the next morning i go over to human resources to sign some papers, and then they tell me about the new teacher orientation going on RIGHT NOW. so have to spend monday, tuesday and wednesday doing workshops instead of figuring out what the hell i'm going to do. so its a waste of time. but i did get to see my room. no my building. i have my very own band building. pretty sweet. along with my own office which is equiped with a secratary. i rule. then i learned from my secratary that the band boosters pays me a $8800 stipend. so now i'm rolling in the dough. so i'm sitting out here in cali where its warm and sunny making $50k my first year. this job keeps getting better and better.

Friday, August 19, 2005

On to California

I'm in Nebraska.
Google Maps

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

For those a little slow...


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Friday, August 12, 2005

Nick Names

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on): Paddington Gleasono

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name): Cheeto Stuart

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant): Anheuser Chalie Kang

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Paprika Windsor

5. "FLY Boy" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): R. Stu

6. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen): Marshmallow Beer

7. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School): Frog Three Rivers

8. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Pizza Roll Long Island

9. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived): Emmett Douglas East

Wednesday, August 10, 2005


i couldn't take it and went home yesterday to get my phone. yeah, i lasted like 28 hours without a phone. i suck. although i did need to get my dad to sign some stuff to get the title for my car. so know i have real plates on the new car. i really need a name for it. b01t-mobile is being retired, so that's out of the question. i'll keep thinking about it.

Monday, August 08, 2005



I forgot my phone when I came up for the week. I guess i get to spend a week without my phone. Can I do it? We'll see. If you want to talk to me, just IM or email me.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

The 3 Variable Funny Test

the Shock Jock
(56% dark, 52% spontaneous, 50% vulgar)
your humor style:

Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world, and you probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 47% on dark
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You scored higher than 67% on spontaneous
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You scored higher than 90% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid